Totally speculative and we doubt this is even remotely possible, nevertheless we present to you the Nokia N99. Received via email and spreading like wildfire.

Specs on what is clearly a fantasy device include 16GB Flash memory, 9-way joystick, miniSD memory card slot (up to 4GB), a 3.2-inch screen with 16:9 resolution…Wait a minute 16GB of onboard Flash memory? Yup. Keep reading because the specs on this read like a dream.

Let’s see what else this obvious Nokia Fanboy threw in for “upcoming” the Nokia N99; GPS navigation, MP3 player, the major video codecs (DIVX, XVID, MPEG and AVI), document reader, WLAN, WiFi and an 8 megapixel camera. Oh did we forget to mention the QWERTY kayboard. $TBA

Yeah right.

A total fabrication, plus 16GB of onboard memory and it’s STILL not touching the Jesus phone!